Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

September 8, 2020

Gone Boy - A Life Lost

 

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A lot of theories, speculation, judgment is been done in this famous death of a young actor of the Indian Film Industry. The media has made a circus out of it and fed an extreme version of tabloid and confused everyone. I am writing the below piece as a satire based on what mixed messages are coming out in open. By no means my intention to hurt anyone. I do wish the soul must be resting in peace and hope we will know the real truth someday.

Once Upon a Time, there was a spoiled brat from an Upper-class Rajput Hindu Family in Bihar. He somehow cracked the DCE test and joined Delhi College of Engineering. True to his nature he never finished his course and joined a Dance Group of Mumbai famous choreographer. True to his character he did not pursue dancing and got a break as the Male protagonist in Saas Bahu Soap Opera. Riding on high of fame he left a TV career and landed up in Movie. 

He thrashed and snatched each role from Bollywood Star Kids, Biggies, and hooked up with almost all actresses in tinsel town. He was high on glamour and wanted to get further high. He forced himself onto a poor Bengali girl, tortured her to become a drug dealer along with her gullible brother who has no option but to keep quiet and supply drugs daily. The brother-sister sob, sob and sobbed and started consuming drugs to survive this ordeal. One day she gathers courage and broke off with him and ran away. Deprived by his sheer absence of being dominatrix the Man decided to teach her lesson and transferred all his all the money to some offshore account and orchestrated a fake suicide attempt to implant her. To the hell of fury, the withdrawal symptoms of not getting drugs made things gone southward and he got accidentally killed by his own plan. 

It was a relief for her so she thanked God and did not even go for his funeral and thought the justice been done to her by the God and she can now live peacefully. But hell had another plan as the Man had his family and friends in evil media houses who were thirsty for her blood and looking out for revenge. They conspired one by one against her to put her in place. She went to the Cops and confessed everything and the saint Cops knew that she can never prove her case in the court of law and will be framed so to save the poor girl they started the investigation in a direction that will take the case in an endless loop. Only if it was that easy? Even the mighty of honest Cops and State Government machinery couldn’t help her out and evil media created imaginary public perception and declared her as a witch. 

One by one entire nation was looking out to sentence her. Even the holy Bollywood's Power failed which was attached by a rebel and unhappy actress as Mardani did to the British Army. The poor girl tried everything and knocked on every door. She hired a famous and modest Lawyer who fought for social justice to likes of humble Bollywood Kids who have been accused on things like- of keeping Illegal Leatha Weapons like AK56 amidst the Mumbai Terror Attacks and a most loved Actor and a wise man who was wrongly implicated to knock down multiple people sleeping illegally on the footpath as well as shooting Black Colored Deer.  Even a PR Machinery by NGO who roped in Top Honest Journalists to change public perception couldn't help her. 

Finally noise and shrill of evil media and fake witnesses caged her in Jail on drugs charges. She was sent to Jail and been tortured, molested, assaulted to confess the crime that she did not commit. Waiting for justice and knowing it will never happen, one day she takes her own life by hanging her self in her own clothing.

End of Story. Who is responsible here? Him, Her, Media, Cops, or The God? Guess we will never know GONE Boy did it again.

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events, and incidents are the products of the bloggers imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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#Satire #Bollywood #Sarcasm 


December 26, 2011

A Hilarious Christmas Eve At Comedy Store

Stand Up Comedy by Ashish Shakya, Praveen Kumar & Tanmay Bhat @ The Comedy Store, Mumbai
The Comedy Store, Mumbai has been in my agenda for very long and for some of the other reason every time my plans of going there was getting canceled. I was wondering what to do this Sunday which was also happen to be a Christmas, so thought of going to The Comedy Store to attend the stand-ups of three comedian which was totally unknown to me.
As usual because of Mumbai traffic I was late by 25 min. for the show. Surprisingly we got seats at the second row and caught attention of performing comedian "Ashish Shakya" who asked us- Welcome, welcome we would have always waited for you. By the way you must be coming from exterior of Mumbai such as Dahisar, Borivali. I said- "Thane, We coming from Thane!" and he said - "Welcome to the Civilisation !"; audience burst with laughter and the evening started.

The evening was full of laugh and all three were superb. 
Ashish Shakya who was also the MC, a north Indian brought up in Mumbai and full with wittiness and slapstick humor. His jokes varied from Single Frustrated Men to Delhi Boys & Delhites, Anna and to politicians and face off between north indian and mumbaikars.
Second Comedian was Praveen Kumar, a banglored based Tamilian Comedian. He was ok, not very loud and given a nice punch line jokes on South Indians, Rajni Kanth & Jokes of all time- Jokes about being married.
Third was a young comedian, who is still attending college; Talwar (I forgot his first name), he had five minute performance; full of raunchy & making fun of abusive languages that we learn in school.
The final act by Tanmay Bhat was really a superb and most delightful. He was really mind blowing and most funny among all. Some of his jokes and punch line was really up to the standard of Russell Peter. He made a jokes on Celebrations & Festivals in India, Jokes on Foods, Mumbai vs. Delhi and Gujaratis.
I am so tempted to write some jokes here but I think that will lose it charm by just putting it in words. 

If you are in Mumbai and not visited The Comedy Store, you are really missing alot and non-mumbai-ites if you have plan to visit mumbai must put The Comedy Store in your to-do list. It has a very nice bar and nice collection of cocktails. It also has souvenir store and cafeteria.


To be up-to-date with their programs do visit - http://www.thecomedystore.in .  
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March 19, 2011

FAQs about Mallus... Oooops Malayali


*This is not an original post by me. I have got some e-mail forward, but really found it funny.

FAQs About - Malayali ... a.k.a Mallus
1.I am not a Mallu I am a Malayali
2.Shakeela is not from my state
3.Sreesanth is from my state,but I hate him.
4.My mother tongue is not Tamil.
5.I may like Rajnikanth or Shah Rukh Khan.....but I always prefer Mohanlal
6.I love cricket...but I love football more
7.I am an Indian....yes Sachin is God.....
8.All my uncles are not in Dubai...
9.I am not always a Nair
10.I am an alcoholic,unless I am gay impotent or just plainly scared of mom.
11.I may or may not be Marxist,but essentially a socialist
12.I may not laugh at your joke...no offenses..blame it on Jagathy Sreekumar..I have already heard them.
13.You may not laugh at my joke...no offenses......you would not understand.
14.I am a non vegetarian.....and Yes I eat beef
15.If you find me and another malayali shouting at each other animatedly at the top of our voices calling each other names...never bother we are just having a healthy discussion on Mammootty and Mohanlal.
16.When I was a student....I never bunked...we just called a strike...
17.Yes I use a lungi....and play football wearing it.....now you can't beat that.
18.I don't understand Kadhakali.......
19.I don't like you much,I may look down upon you...can't help it....that is how we are made....
20.When you are talking to me....never mention Poland......you wouldn't understand.